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flaw in the matrix

Journal Entry: Thu May 15, 2008, 5:48 AM
  • Mood: Alarmed
  • Listening to: KORN, HELL YEAH!!!
  • Reading: what's that?
  • Watching: my pc screen
  • Playing: assassin's creed
  • Eating: cold pizza
  • Drinking: warn limonade
...I must say, i am not really a "I wright diary" types, but I just have to share this to the rest of the world.

some reeeeely weird things have been happening to me fore some times now. it all started when I was on my way to school one day on my bike. I was just crousing and chilling arrownd listening to music and not really looking at the road. all of a sudden I notised that I was about to go straight out of the road, and smashed to the...umm...well, the step that is between the road and the pavement.

I saw the step just inches from my face. the only thought in my head was then:" shit". the next thing I notise, i am righding on the rown again, like nothing had ever happened

I mean, I could still feel the impact of the hit, but it seems that i never crashed...


then. i was going to my friends plase one day and coming down from the stairs and putting some music on my mp3. ok, the music is playing and i am putting the mp3 in my pocket. my hand slips, and the mp3 JUST misses the posket and falls to the flor , its back cover breaking away. the music stops. in a next monent, like, snap, the mp3 is in my pocket with backcover back on it, broken. music is not playing..

I mean, whf, how can shit like that happen? I SAW the player fall and brake. I HEARD it fall. but there it was, right in my pocket...


then there are thees peleport things which have been happening to me.

imagine a road, with a fense on its other side. here I come, jump over the fence...and land on the other side of the fucking road. I mean, I didnt remember ever crossing the road, I was just...there...

then yesterday I was in the citchen getting myself a glass of water. I am at the sinc. my mother is at the table, wich is at the other side of the citchen just droppind a solt-shaker and not notising it. I see the shaker drop in a slo-mo. snap, I am holding the shaker in my hand near my mother.

it usually takes you at leest 4 steps to get across...


If you are wondering, I am not using any mushrooms, and if you think I made this shit up, I didn't...I mean its creepy

...but I cinda like it...

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~vyzart:iconvyzart: May 15, 2008, 6:32:04 AM
well..... i suggest you wake up properly before getting on a bike or crossing the street. you should also change your mp3 player, since the on eyou have seems to emmit some strange electromagnetic waves that screw up your brain.
also, maybe you should go see a doctor and make yourself a scan of your brain, 'cuz this things happening to you might be a result of a brain cancer

well..... if none of these work, there is one more option left. find the nearest phone and get out of this matrix as soon as possible (or maybe you should just download some pathces since the oc in your brain seems to crash heh)
~abrahram:iconabrahram: May 15, 2008, 12:30:49 PM
hohhohhoo, patch!! Lmao!! You know, allmost the funnyest thing is, that the cord of my mp3 doesn't effin reach the ground O_o and no, i dont think that i have braincanser, i'm immune to alien stuff, but thank you for sudgesting^^ iknow that university students are a bit slo, so iforgive XD i am not being funny, am i?

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~vyzart:iconvyzart: May 15, 2008, 3:06:27 PM
well, university students might be a little slow. thank god, i won't become one until october.
and what exactly does the cord that doesn't reach the ground have with everything else?
~abrahram:iconabrahram: May 16, 2008, 5:27:01 AM
osh, i told you you were slo.. Well duh, if the cord off the headfones thet are connected and attached to my head, how can it effin hit the ground? That is what made me wonder...

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